I started thinking about my dog the other day and I wonder what would happen if we had to depend on him for food.
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The Curious Case of the Dumpster Raccoon: A Detailed Speculation
When I was driving I would ponder all kinds of important things. Things like why do squirrels raise their tails when they are running away from your vehicle? Keep in mind when I was driving I couldn’t use my phone to go online and research these things. After all I was driving. Come to think of it when I was driving I only had a flip phone.
Alphabet Soup
I went to the doctor the other day. I’ll admit I haven’t been in a while. Mainly because I know what they are going to say. You would think I would listen to them if only so they can tell me something different.
The Lies Our Parents Told Us
As I continuously creep closer to senility, I tend to think about the past more. For the last week or so I keep thinking back to the things adults would tell us that just weren’t true. Yes, it’s true, our parents told us lies. Now I’m sure they had their reasons, and some of them may have even been legitimate, but they were lies nevertheless. Here are some of the ones I remember.
Going Old School
I needed to do something I haven’t had to do in a long, long time Thursday. Something old school. I actually had to talk to someone face-to-face. You know in person. Remember where you have to actually look at someone? I could even have touched the person if I wanted to.
A Road by any Other Name
Have you ever thought about where the name of the street you live on came from? I’m not talking about the easy ones like Elm, Maple and Main, but some of the others not so much.
Over Forty Years Without One
As those of you have read this blog in the past know. I have become somewhat comfortable with using technology. But then, something happens making me shake my head and set me back Yes, as you can tell I had an issue with a piece of technology this week.
No Pizza for You
Anyone who has followed my various writings through the years knows how much I just love technology. Look how easy everything is now. We can order anything we need through our phones, books, televisions, dog food, pizza, and… Oh, wait, let’s take pizza off the list.
What’s the matter Lassie
When did mega corporations determine they know what is best for us? Who gave them the right to decide what I want in my automobile, phone, breakfast cereal, etc.? Who are they to decide how I am going to live my life?
Under or Over
Which do you prefer – under or over? From the top or from the bottom? Now get your mind out of the gutter, I am not referring to what you are thinking. Rather I’m curious as to which way you prefer your toilet paper to unroll?
